The YeniFred Chronicles are about Yeni Monroy and Fred Posner — go know.

Our story? Okay. It was never easy for us. We were born poor black children. We remember the days, sittin’ on the porch with our family, singin’ and dancin’ down in Mississippi.

Well, that’s probably not correct, but how can para-phrasing The Jerk be wrong?

Meet the Cast

At YeniFred dot com, you don’t just get Yeni and Fred information… no no no… you also get biographical tidbits about the main players. Too good to be true? Not at all. Take for example…

Hi, I'm Yeni

Hi, I'm Yeni Monroy

Yeni Monroy

The part of Yeni Monroy will be played by Yeni Monroy.

Yeni Monroy is a microbiologist — and yes, she’s heard just about every “micro” joke ever. Seriously… ever. Yeni, originally from Colombia, enjoys working in research at the University of Michigan, Disney, laughing, smiling, and enjoying time with friends and family.

Yeni doesn’t mind the Michigan weather and loves watching the seasons change.

Hi, I'm Fred

Hi, I'm Fred Posner

Fred Posner

The part of Fred Posner will be played by Fred Posner.

Originally from New York, Fred Posner considers Florida home and is a proud graduate of the University of Florida (Go GATORS!). Fred consults through Team Forrest, and enjoys family, friends, and motorcycles.

Fred’s favorite thing about Michigan weather? Florida.

But wait, there’s more

If you act now, Yeni Monroy and Fred Posner will post pictures, short stories, and links to everything Yeni and Fred related. Too good to be true? Well friends, this offer comes with a complete satisfaction back guarantee. That’s right. If for any reason whatsoever you are not satisfied with Yeni or Fred you can have your satisfaction returned — no questions asked.

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Want to contact Yeni and Fred? You can leave a comment on any blog post that “touches” you or even below… right on this page. :) You can also follow Yeni or Fred on Twitter.